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05:13pm 31/07/2008
  oh whoops  

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05:26pm 13/08/2005
  oh god oh god  

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08:48pm 14/08/2004
mood: Amazed

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02:20pm 13/08/2004
mood: Bumbled
I've noticed that we have some new members to the community and I am just going to share with them what most of us already know. This is an older entry of mine on my real journal..

"Alright, so a lot of people have been asking me? "Greg, what comes next with Bumblism?" Well, some colleagues of mine have been struggling with the subject and interperting what we may be considering the next "big thing". Well, here it is:

I screwed up on some of the research and it turns out that it was not Yukon Cornelious that took out the Bumble's teeth. However, Yukon can still be interperted as Jon The Baptist because he led Hermey (that bastard elf that took the Bumble's teeth) to the Bumble.

Hermey is basically equivilant to the Devil. When you die, you go to The Land Of Misfit Toys and serve under him and do nothing but paint stupid fucked up toys and eat salad.

We still haven't uncovered anymore scripture however because of certain restrictions on our research. I'm still looking for a copy of the movie so anyone that's interested just tell me if you have it so that I can watch it and interperate some more.

My good man Grant came up with a symbol for the flag. It's basically the Soviet Union's flat except instead of a sycle and hammer, we will be using an open pair of plyers (the tool used to remove the Bumble's teeth). Then I came up with the idea of putting a tooth in the middle. I'll try to design the flag and post a picture later for you all to better understand what it is that I'm talking about.

For now I wish you all a very happy trail and Bumblespeed to everyone out there. Goodnight and Bumble bless."

I would also like to state that Bumlism is a pro-canabalistic religion. Keep in mind that this doesn't mean that you can't eat things that are outside of your own religion. More of, if it bleeds, you can it eat.

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11:21am 26/07/2004
  Most of you are cunt fuckers.  

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08:30pm 18/07/2004

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12:23pm 12/07/2004

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I love you! 
06:37pm 13/06/2004
  Any one who is anti-get jobs done needs to burn in hell.

I had burgers for dinner last night and chicken for dinner tonight. I fucking love killing and running over animals. Especially Cows.

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01:47pm 11/06/2004
mood: hungry

UH OH! All those Walkenism fags better start eating meat! Jesus looks pissed!

Bumbilism for life! XBUMBLEX


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11:52pm 08/06/2004
mood: FAT

I got 99 problems but fuck you and eat meat!

Quit being a baby! Better yet.. EAT A BABY!!

    Top five reasons that Bumblism beats Walkenism
  • The Bumble is not a pussy.

  • The Bumble understands that not everyone speaks English well.

  • The Bumble was not responsible for the increasing gas prices.

  • The Bumble does not ask you for a down payment on your salvation.

  • The Bumble is not a Jehovah's Witness on the weekends.

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06:56pm 07/06/2004
mood: hateful

I see there was an Anti-Bumblism community made! walkenism

The Bumble is not happy about this!!!




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11:01am 06/06/2004

the bumble says, happy birthday greg!

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12:40am 05/06/2004


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08:34pm 04/06/2004
mood: bitchy
Get fuckin wasted dawg!!!!


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